I'm going to be the first to say this.

  With any luck you've had an amazing day in the glorious sunshine. A perfect way to spend the last bank holiday of the year and what better a way could there be to launch the yearly competition for the most observant.

  As you're no doubt aware, there is almost a third of a year until Christmas. That's right, there are just under a hundred and twenty days to go, which means that it's time to start your preparations, commencing with my favourite festive frolic; supermarket shaming.

  In just a few days the sprog are getting herded back to school and then there's only halloween that stands in the way of Chrimbo. The supermarkets don't allow themselves to get too distracted by that nonsense though, halloween isn't even a warm up act for these loons.

  In the spirit of making sure you're getting into the festive spirit, the jolly mince pies will hit their shelves along with chocolate santas and other shit like that, so keep your eyes peeled and your cameras at the ready cos I want pictures of this festival of crass commercial bollocks!

  There's a bonus for anyone who gets a snap of any festive shite that appears more than a hundred days before christmas. Send pics along with the name and location of the shop and as a special treat I might post a recording of me calling up their customer relations department and unloading on the poor sap that picks up the phone. And we both know you want to hear that.

Kirk seething already

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Photo: Chris Steele Perkins