Cosmo's new toy

  Did you have anything like Barbie or Action man as a kid? As great as it was, it was always better if one of your mates had one too. In fact, the more of you with them, the better it got. I swapped my Action man for motorbikes a while ago and cos there's a few of us with them, when we get together, it's always a giggle. But now we've taken things to a whole new level.​​​​​​​

A one man festival of pointlessness

  I told you yesterday that I was off to check out Cosmo's new toy today. I should mention that that's not him above. That's a bearded, bloater who needs to get his priorities in order. Just don't make the mistake of confusing his machine with a motorbike. Anyway, I digress.

  Not only do we all enjoy playing together with our toys but now our toys aren't just similar, they are the same. About three years ago the petrifying Martine came into my life. (She's a Yamaha MT09). Since then her alluring qualities have not only caught the attention of my posse but persuaded them she truly is the weapon of choice.

And then there were three

  So, finally, after much procrastination, Cosmo has finally bought his and joined the gang. That's his on the left, (and very pretty she is too). Only three of us made the rendez vous, the other two were away. Who knows if we'll all get together for a proper ride before our winter hibernation. Fingers crossed.

Kirk out

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