It is with great regret that...

  Out of respect for the recently departed, tonight's transmission is a simple note to convey the sad news that the inevitable finally happened. Last night, somewhere between seven thirty and eleven, the lovely Martine was taken from us. Below is a glimpse of her final resting place, by which I mean the last place I saw her.

  Some toe rags came and took her leaving only fond memories and an empty parking place where I had left her. I wish her peace in the rest of her journey and horrifying, life changing, gruesomely disfiguring catastrophe to befall anyone who was involved in her abduction.

Martine (L) with a couple of her friends recently.

Thanks for all the memories babe, it was real.

Kirk in mourning (until I go shopping)

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